cristianoronldo:

James Rodriguez: A Summary

I studied linguistics in college. I'm tired of hearing people say...

  • "You studied linguistics? Language is so fascinating!! Why, did you know the Eskimos have thousands of words for snow?"
  • "English is the hardest and most complex language in the world."
  • "Chinese and Japanese are more complex than English because they have such a big alphabet."
  • "'Irregardless' and 'ain't' are not words."
  • "Educated people have better language skills than uneducated people."
  • "Sign languages are not real languages. Deaf people don't need sign language cause they can just read lips."
  • "French, Spanish, and Italian came from Latin. And so did English."
  • "Children shouldn't go to school with a lot of non-English speaking kids, cause it'll corrupt their English."
  • "My great-grandparents were German, so it'd be easy for me to learn German."
  • "Shakespeare wrote his plays in Old English."

my parents sending me to a christian school

expectations: comes out heavily and extremely christian, pro-life, against gay marriage, and having nice christian friends

reality: comes out heavily and extremely turned off from religion, pro-choice, feminist, for gay marriage, and only wanting to keep in contact with 2 out of the 104 people in my year

  • man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
  • woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
  • man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

niqabistruggles:

norizon-above-all:

hairymanhatinglesbian:

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9.2.14

PROTECT JESSICA WILLIAMS AT ALL COSTS.

JESSICA WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT

I really like her

no but seriously imagine how fabulous life would be if she was president.